TERMS OF SERVICE

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of the Paranoid Humanoid website and newsletter (collectively, the "Service"). By subscribing or using the Service you agree to these Terms.

§1. Informational Purpose Only — Not Financial Advice

The Service is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only. Nothing in the Service is investment, financial, legal, tax, or professional advice. We are not a registered investment adviser or broker-dealer. You should not act on any information without consulting your own qualified advisers.

§2. Sourcing

We endeavor to source every claim to publicly available primary documents (e.g., SEC filings, patents, regulatory notices). While we use reasonable care, we make no warranty regarding the completeness, accuracy, or interpretation of any cited source.

§3. No Liability for Investment Decisions

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Paranoid Humanoid and its operators are not liable for any losses, damages, or costs arising from any action you take or fail to take based on the Service.

§4. Intellectual Property

All content published by the Service is © Paranoid Humanoid unless otherwise noted. You may share excerpts with attribution and a link. You may not republish, scrape, train models on, or commercially exploit the content without prior written permission.

§5. Acceptable Use

• ▸Do not use the Service for any unlawful purpose.
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§6. Termination

We may suspend or terminate your access at any time, with or without cause or notice, including for violation of these Terms. You may unsubscribe at any time.

§7. Disclaimers

THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

§8. Limitation of Liability

IN NO EVENT WILL OUR AGGREGATE LIABILITY EXCEED ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (USD $100). SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY, SO THE ABOVE MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

§9. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Paranoid Humanoid from any claims arising out of your use of the Service or your violation of these Terms.

§10. Governing Law & Disputes

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any dispute will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Delaware, and you consent to personal jurisdiction there.

§11. Changes

We may update these Terms. Material changes will be communicated by email or by notice on this page. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance.

§12. Contact

Questions about these Terms? Email legal@paranoidhumanoid.io.